A pink carnation & a copy of Pravda
Though essentially solitary by nature, we gamers occasionally like company. What's more, we prefer it if that company is easy to come by. Sadly, thanks to technological advancements in orthopaedic shoes and neck braces, we can no longer spot kindred spirits by their bowed heads and shuffling gaits.
I have, therefore, committed to paper three methods (each having sub-methods) of drawing attention to one's gamer status, without alerting the general public or officers of the constabulary. (I wished I'd written them before an enquiry to a fellow office worker, about him 'being a gamer', was misconstrued as a homosexual advance. If either of us had been gay, the incident might not have been as traumatic.)
I hope that, with my guidance, you may never feel alone again. Try what I suggest and report your findings back to this electronic noticeboard. I shall polish the valves that power it, ready for your tales of success.
IDgaf on 10.28.04 @ 10:27 PM GMT [link]
