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01/04/2006: "Playing to the audience."

Games website UK:Resistance had an article about searching for an Xbox 360 on December 28th. The article mentioned various shops that the writer had visited. I'd been to the same shops (for other things) and posted my experiences on the forums:




I used to just around the corner from HMV Oxford Street. I used to go in there almost every lunch time, walk around the games section, have a look and then walk out.

On the way home I used to catch a bus into Piccadilly Circus, then wander around the Virgin Megastore games section, have a look and walk out.

I've only wandered around Canary Wharf once. The last time was on December 23rd. I went with a friend of mine who, despite being a Born Again Christian, has a very good sense of humour.

When we were out I saw Nicholas from 'The X Factor'. He was in the cinema. I think he was with his mum. The lady asked him what kind of sweets he wanted and then bought them for him.

He also had a hot dog, but didn't want onions on it. He was very polite.

By IDgaf, age 12.


After I posted it, someone called me a cunt. I posted a reply to them:



That's not very nice. Perhaps the story needs 'blinging up a bit' to get your approval.


I used to PIMP MY RIDE just around the corner from HMV Oxford Street. FOR SHIZZY I used to go in there almost every MOTHERFUCKIN lunch time (AFTER EATING A SUBWAY MADE WITH CAVIAR AND DRINKIN SOME CRISTAL SHAMMPIZZAIN). walk around the games section, have a look and then walk out WEARING MY SOLID GOLD, LOW-RIDING, SNEAKERS!

On the way home I used to BUSJACK MY WAY TO Piccadilly Circus, then STRIZZOLE around the Virgin Megastore games AND PORNO section, have a look and walk out WEARING MY SOLID GOLD 128 CARAT OSH KOSH DUNGARIZZAYS.

I've only wandered around Canary Wharf once - THAT's COS I DON'T ROLL IN POOR AREAS, YO. The last time was on December 23rd - YEAH, THAT's RIGHT. THEY DELAYED CHRISTMAS FOR ME - ALLAH OH AKBAR, BITCH!

I went with a HIGH-BALLIN NIGGAof mine who, despite being a Born Again CRIZZYSTAIN, has BALLIN' of humour. WHENE'R HE LAUGH, HIS GRILLS LIGHTS UP LIKE TIMES SQUIZZAY.

When we were out I saw Nicholas from 'The X Factor' - I WATCH IT ON a 73" PLASMA TV. THAT's PLASMA AS IN BLOODS, BLOOD. I AIN'T NO CRIP, NIGGA! HOLLA!. He was in the MOVIEDROME. I think he was with his BOO. The lady asked him what kind of CRACK COCAYNE AND SHERBET DIBDABBAYS he wanted and then bought them for him.

He also had a hot dog, but didn't want NO MOTHER FUCKING onions on it. COS ONIONS IS FRENCH - AND WE ROLLIN' WIT' FREEDOM FRIES.

He was very polite BUT I BUST A BITCH UP ANYWAY.



I've put it here, original mistakes included, because people on the forum seemed to like it.