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12/29/2004: "Newsletter."

Hello there.

I’m just writing to say I hope you had a good Christmas. Things at IDgaf Towers were surprisingly calm. There were only two arguments in the family. One involved my mother calling my father a ‘vigilante’. The other started when my father started examining a shirt I’d been bought.

The shirt the came in quite a large transparent plastic bag and was folded to fit it. My father said this was different to the shirts he bought; the packaging for those was smaller and the shirts were folded to look smaller too. Thus he concluded that way my shirt was folded was designed to deceive the consumer; to fool them into thinking they were getting more for shirt for their money.

I explained that his thesis was bullshit since the size of the shirt was on the package. People knew how big the shirt would be. It’s not like someone goes into a shop and says "Ooh, this 15.5” collar shirt has *much* bigger packaging than that one. It must have more material!".

Despite being faced with unassailable logic, Father insisted that the larger packaging was a scam. I retorted by sticking my tongue into the underside of my bottom lip and pretending to be a spastic. Crude but effective.

Boxing day was... Well, Boxing Day was most memorable for going to a family’s house, bouncing their baby on my knee and cracking paedophile jokes. Amazingly they’ve invited me back for New Year’s Day; I suspect they’re going to set me on fire and throw me out of a window.

That’s Christmas summarised. I shall write again just before or after the 31st. Until then, have a good one.

Big Hug,

IDgaf.

Replies: 7 Comments

on Sunday, January 16th, Team Cunwa said

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on Thursday, February 3rd, DaninVan said

So, what'd you get in your stocking?...or was the stocking it?

on Thursday, February 3rd, DaninVan said

Vigilante?! Sounds like my kinda guy...

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Hello Sir. Good to hear from you again. The 'stocking was it' was about the sum of the Christmas experience.

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