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05/10/2004: "Film review: Van Helsing [cinema]"

Going to see Van Helsing is like being told a really sexy woman wants to shag you, but when you meet her she's not that fit but she is mentally handicapped.


Cinema warning: Do not see this film at the Vue cinema in Islington. The volume in the cinema was set to (a literally painful) 11 and at £8.30 a ticket it's a rip off.