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12/30/2003: "Found in the strangest places."
Being an unpopular man, I decided to look for myself on t'internet. I wondered just how many people linked to me. Why? Because links = love.
Well, it seems no-one loves me. Apart from people looking for chicks-with-dicks. As you can see here. (Oddly, I share the page with a Star Wars Galaxies reference.)
That isn't the strangest place I've been linked from. Said honour's reserved for a Japanese 'men who appreciate muscular young boys'* site. I was linked after writing about a child bodybuilder called RIchard Sandrak.
Here's a picture of Sandrak and Keith Richards. Which is scarier, the child's haircut or that Keith's head looks like it's about to fall off?
While looking for that image of Sandrak, I found a site for 'Buffo', self-proclaimed 'World's Strongest Clown'; quite which Clown Strength regulatory authority verified this, I do not know.
Check out his site for a series of homorerotic pictures of an oiled clown ripping up a phone book, petting a dog and juggling bowling balls. As if that weren't enough, Buffo allows you to compare his talents to those of the 'ordinary guy' and 'ordinary clown'; we know Buffo is superior because he alone 'drives a little clown car' and 'rides a buffalo'. (Sadly 'wearing pubic hair clown wig' isn't listed as a talent.)
Oh, he's also performed at the White House.
I leave the jokes up to you.
Buffo
RIchard Sandrak
*Those keywords should generate a few interesting hits, eh?
