February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
October 2005
April 2005
March 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
02/05/2006: THe Pac Man Indiana pic.
01/04/2006: Playing to the audience.
12/30/2005: Dead mouse in the bedroom.
10/05/2005: Chinese tea and sympathy.
10/02/2005: Whoops.
04/11/2005: Transvestite Crippled Gamers Are Go!
03/18/2005: Qonsumer Quandary.
01/10/2005: Correcting spelling.
01/01/2005: 2005.
12/29/2004: Newsletter.
12/28/2004: Cuttings from a chatroom floor.
12/27/2004: You could at least ask.
12/24/2004: Separated by a common language.
12/22/2004: Laughing all the way to the Banksy?
11/26/2004: Ain't no 'Me' in team.
11/26/2004: If music be the food of love, play on.
11/25/2004: Rumbled.
11/10/2004: Film Review: Bad Santa
11/10/2004: Film Review: Ju-On (The Grudge) [Jap' Version]
11/03/2004: "Too fucking right mate, too fucking right."
11/01/2004: Text message.
10/28/2004: A pink carnation & a copy of Pravda
10/25/2004: Another hospital appointment.
09/16/2004: The important things in life.
09/16/2004: Punches, 'puters and purpose.
08/26/2004: 'Officially Licenced Product'
08/14/2004: I'm in the Doom for love, simply because it's nearly.
08/06/2004: I want to be alone.
07/21/2004: Do you come here often?
07/13/2004: Long time coming.
06/15/2004: 'online gamer' my arse.
06/03/2004: That was the strangest explanation I've ever heard.
06/02/2004: He's a bad mother... Shut your mouth!
06/01/2004: Moon-faced brat.
05/18/2004: Things have changed since I was a kid.
05/14/2004: It's a beautiful day in central London.
05/10/2004: Ebay scam e-mail: Your eBay Account Must Be Confirmed
05/10/2004: Film review: Van Helsing [cinema]
05/07/2004: Film review: Twilight Samurai [Cinema]
05/04/2004: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World [DVD]
05/04/2004: Film review: The House of 1,000 Corpses [DVD]
05/02/2004: Film review: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
04/29/2004: Film Review: Vol.2 (aka Kill Bill Volume 2)
04/28/2004: White copper raps to black coppers' police association
04/25/2004: Film review: Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind
04/23/2004: Film review: The Hard Word.
04/23/2004: Newspaper tycoon goes mental at meeting.
04/22/2004: Which side is the cock on?
04/07/2004: Tuesday?
03/31/2004: "These meatballs taste more like pork than beef."
03/31/2004: Who could I sue if I saw the word 'fuck' in Alphabetti Spaghetti?
03/29/2004: Shoot that one again! She's a twitcher!
03/26/2004: Ceramic humiliation.
03/22/2004: Another year closer to death.
03/16/2004: Cruel and unusual punishment?
03/10/2004: To don't lists.
03/04/2004: "We have a code red in the hospitality suite. Bring biscuits and handfucks."
02/25/2004: Don't you have anything cheaper?
02/18/2004: Stalled car at traffic lights? Speed away to look manly!
02/16/2004: The morality of the mundane.
02/14/2004: Valetine's day commentary.
02/12/2004: Which Chassid decided cowboys were cool?
02/10/2004: Student accepts offer on virginity.
02/09/2004: Paperboy
02/03/2004: Console-kid gets DVT.
01/30/2004: I am 75% sure...
01/27/2004: Tuesday's Child.
01/26/2004: Burgled.
01/22/2004: Baa Baa Green Disabled Lesbian Muslim Sheep.
01/20/2004: Anatomy of a biopsy.
01/20/2004: Man makes mistakes.
01/17/2004: I am out of the hospital.
01/15/2004: Phonecall from the hospital.
01/15/2004: WH Auden poem.
01/15/2004: Post-renogram commentary.
01/14/2004: Notes from a blood room.
01/12/2004: New and improved.
01/11/2004: Things my mother asks me on Sundays.
01/08/2004: Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it's pointless. All of it. Blaaack. BLAAAACK.
01/07/2004: An different perspective.
01/06/2004: There's something wrong with this thing.
01/03/2004: Cartoon.
01/02/2004: Cartoon or comic?
01/02/2004: Are buildings like people? Sometimes.
01/01/2004: "Freak head injury kills miracle girl."
01/01/2004: I spent it exactly as I thought I would.
12/31/2003: Cartoon.
12/30/2003: Fireworks and empty rooms.
12/30/2003: Found in the strangest places.
12/29/2003: Apropos of nothing.
12/27/2003: Cartoon.
12/23/2003: "I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of what I can't escape is even worse."
12/19/2003: New World [Order] Trade Center [sic] design revealed.
12/18/2003: Police to trap online nonces.
12/16/2003: Govt. plan to take asylum kids into care.
12/15/2003: Lauryn Hill criticises Vatican
12/14/2003: Saddam Hussein 'captured'.
12/13/2003: Cartoon.
